Feast III

                                                        

 

               "You don't need arms to kick ass, baby boy"

 

Picking up moments after the conclusion of the second movie, Honey Pie is mauled and beheaded by a monster whcih moves on to devour her. Lightning meanwhile survived the stick of dynamite from the end of Feast 2 , and gets up and stumbles off. The remaining survivours are then attacked by monsters on the roof of the building they are hiding on. Thunder is seen still alive after being disemboweled and ripped in half when another survivour only known as Shitkicker driving a Modified Military Jeep runs Thunder along with two other monsters over, killing them.

Shitkicker smashes open the front door of the police station and enters. The rooftop survivours make their way to the jail and gain entry, Hobo attempts but fails miserably to kill the survivours with a rifle, Biker Queen along with Tat Girl immediately pounces on Hobo savagely attacking him. Greg struggles but reveals to the rest of the survivours. The gunshot alerts and causes the monsters to enter the police station. The remaining survivors decide to lock themselves inside the jail and send Slasher to retrieve the weapons. The monsters enter after Slasher trys to sneak into the front room to unlock the gun safe. After Slasher opens the safe the other survivors hear something and in pulling the rope back, the monsters suddenely appear - the group decide to make a run for the car lot!!

Once they exit, Slasher runs a different way from the group, and then trips Hobo as a distraction for the monsters. While a monster begins to eat Hobo, Slasher runs towards a metal storage unit. The monster takes one bite of Hobo's leg, but spits it out in disgust. The monster then resumes to go after Slasher, who is joined by two of the biker women in the unit. Inside the unit, they meet three unknown survivours. Slasher moves to the back of the unit and stands against the back wall. After looking around the unit one of the monsters sees a hole and looks through spotting Slasher's butt, the monster proceeds to rape him through a pipe, impregnating him. A monster then immediately burst through Slasher's stomach and it becomes a Slasher/monster hybrid, killing the two unknown survivours in the unit. Biker Queen runs over to the unit and opens it, releasing the two biker girls and the Slasher monster. They run from the monster, following Hobo who climbs down a hole, in an attempt to hide inside a buried school bus, which also happens to be Hobo's home and a meth lab.

The monsters follow and somehow make it inside the buried school bus. During the fight one of the biker girls has her eyes gouged out by a monster. Biker Queen is finally able to get the bus started and as they leave the other biker girl lights Tit, Hobo and a monster on fire who then fall out the back of the bus. The bus finally dies in the street as Biker Queen and Tat Girl try to flee. The other survivours (Lightning, Secrets, Greg and Bartender) catch up and make it on the bus with the monsters right behind them. They are eventually saved by the mysterious Prophet, only known as Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to repel the monsters. He then leads the survivours into the sewers in an attempt to reach the big city. While working their way through the sewers Tat Girl is stabbed to death by infected townies. The group are then saved by a man known as Jean Claude Seagal, a master of the martial arts who defends the survivours and kills their attackers. Jean Claude is attacked and has one of his arms bitten off by a monster. The group are then seperated into two...with the over-riding realisation being that they need to kill as many of the infected people as possible.

They find the Hive, which is a gigantic rave with infected townies and monsters that spew their vomit which is what infects humans causing them to mutate horribly and make them insane. The survivours are reunited but are spotted by an infected person and escape to a ladder. Jean Claude, unfortunately having no arms (they were blown off earlier after becoming infected), volunteers to stay behind to fight off infected townies and give the survivors a chance to escape. Jean Claude manages to fend off the infected for a short while before being ripped in half by monsters. Another is gruesemly killed, and then the slasher monster finally catches up with the group - more die!!! Will there be any survivours?????

 

 

     

 

 

 

 

 

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Directed by John Gulager
Produced by Michael Leahy
Ron Cosmo Vecchiarelli
Written by Marcus Dunstan
Patrick Melton
Starring Jenny Wade
Clu Gulager
Diane Goldner
Josh Blue
Martin Klebba
Carl Anthony Payne II
Tom Gulager
Hanna Putnam
Juan Longoria Garcia
William Prael
Music by  
Distributed by Dimension Films
Buena Vista Distribution
Release date(s) February 17, 2009
Running time 92 mins.
Language English
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